Travis and McGee met over a beer in the local pub. Aft...

Travis and McGee met over a beer in the local pub. After a while the subject of sports came up. Travis asked McGee, "Do you play golf?" "Sure," said McGee, "I play well enough to know why they call it 'golf'." Puzzled, Travis asks, "Why do they call it 'golf'?" "Because," replied McGee, "that's the only 4-letter word left!!"