THE SUPER MARIO BROS IN MIDDLE SCHOOL Bowser: Mario get a life Mario: *pulls out a green mushroom and eats it* thanks bowser! Now if you make me die of boredom, I'll still have 3 lives left! Bowser: gimme your lunch money Mario: *dies of boredom* *comes back to life* I'm sorry, I don't have any coins. I lost them all when I died from your stupidity Peach: boys! Boys! Stop this fighting! Bowser: Sup bae Peach: *slaps bowser's face with her purse* Mario: hey bowser I see the ladies like you Bowser: why you little- Mario: yes bowser I see I am the shorter brother. Bowser: I HATE YOU SO MUCH Mario: bowser, I didn't ask for what you say when you look in the mirror! Bowser: I give up... Mario: I didn't ask what your parents say to you constantly Bowser: (?°?°)? ???