GUTS: Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask:’Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?’ BALLS: Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say:’Youre next, Chubby.’ I hope this clears up the confusion on the definitions…. Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in DEATH