Dear Old Aunt

Having looked the other way for weeks, the boss finally called Smith into his office for a sit-down. “You know, Smith,” he said, “I’ve noticed that every time you have to take your dear old aunt to her doctor’s appointments, there’s a home game over at the stadium.” “Wow, sir. I guess you’re right,” Smith answered. “I didn’t realize it. You don’t think she’s faking it, do you?”