One day in class, the teacher was teaching the kids the vocabulary word of the day. … … … “Ok class, the word for the day is definitely. Can anyone use it in a sentence?” she asked. … … Straight A’s Sally in the front row raises her hand and says, “The tree is definitely green.” … … “Sorry Sally,” says the teacher “but since the tree has a brown trunk it is not definitely green. Anyone else?” … … Timmy in the middle of the class raises his hand and says, “The sky is definitely blue.” … … “Sorry Timmy, but since there are clouds in the sky it can’t be definitely blue. Anyone else?” … … After a few minutes little Johnny in the back row raises his hand and says, “Is a fart wet?” The teacher steels herself for another session with Little Johnny’s vulgar mouth and says, “Excuse me? What was that Johnny?” Johnny replies, “Is a fart wet?” “Well no.” The teacher says. To which Johnny replied, “Well then I definitely shit my pants.”