Prince Charles and the Knighthood

Prince Charles was walking past a cheering crowd when he spotted a woman holding two babies and surrounded by five pre-teenagers. "Well," says the Prince, "You have a handful. Do you have any other children?" "Yes, there are seven more at home" "Your husband deserves a knighthood," said Prince Charles. The mother replied, "He has plenty of night-hoods, but he refuses to wear them."