Son wants to get Married

Son: Dad, I want to get married. Father: First, tell me you're sorry. Son: For what? Father: Say sorry. Son: But for what ? What did I do? Father: Just say sorry. Son: But...what have i done wrong ? Father: Say sorry! Son: WHY? Father: Say sorry!! Son: Please, just tell me why? Father: Say sorry!!! Son: OK, Dad...i'm sorry! Father: There ! You're finished training. When you learn to say sorry for no reason at all, then you're ready to get married!