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Mighty Mouse vs Superman
Vern: Do you think Mighty Mouse could beat up Superman? Teddy: What are you, crazy? Vern: Why not? I saw the other day he was carrying five elephants in one hand! Teddy: You don't know nothing! Mighty Mouse is a cartoon. Superman's a real guy. There's no way a cartoon could beat up a real guy. Vern: Yeah, maybe you're right. It'd be a good fight, though.