Cop pulls over a man "Sir id like you to take this breathalyzer test" Man: " I cant, i have asthma i might have an attack " Cop: " then i need to take a blood sample " Man: " No sir, im a hemophiliac, i might bleed to death " Cop: " Ok, ill need a pee sample " Man: " I cant do that either officer, im a diabetic, i might get low blood sugar " Cop: " Fine, just walk this line " Man: " I cant " Cop: " Why? " Man: " Cause im drunk "