A Pakistani, an Italian and an American were discussing love-making. "Last night I tried love to my wife but I couldn't get errection.She was in pissed off this morning..." "Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times," the Italian responded, "and this morning she made me a wonderful omelette and told me she could never love another man." When the Anant remained silent, the Frenchman smugly asked, "And how many times did you make love to your wife last night?" "Once." Anant replied. "Only once?" the Pakistani arrogantly snorted. "And what did she say to you this morning?" "Don't stop."