I went to the doctor this morning as I haven’t been feeling well. The doctor examined me, left the room and came back with three different bottles of pills. He said, “Take the green pill with a big glass of water when you get up. Take the blue pill with a big glass of water after lunch. Then just before going to bed, take the red pill with another big glass of water.” Startled to be put on so much medication I stammered, “F**king hell, Doc, what’s my problem?” He said, “You’re not drinking enough water.”