a blonde walks into a shop and asks how much is that t.v in the back. shopkeeper replies sorry i dont serve blondes. the blonde went away and died her hair brown and went back the very next day and asked again. the shop keeper says sorry i dont serve blondes. the blonde went away and died her hair blue and went back the next day and asked one last time. the shop keeper replies sorry i dont serve blondes. the blonde asks how can you tell that im blonde? the shop keeper replies thats not a T.V thats a microwave.