The maid has just asked for a raise Pakistani housewife: "Why do you think you deserve a raise?" Maid: "I have three reasons. The first is that I cook better than you." Mrs Paki: "Who told you that?" Maid: "Your husband did. The second reason is that I clean better than you do." Mrs. Paki: "Who told you that?" Maid: "Your husband did. The final reason is that I am better in bed than you are." Pakistani wife: "I suppose my husband said that too?!" Maid: "No, the gardener." Mrs. Paki: "How much do you want?"