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I fcuked a girl last night with OCD, and she insisted that we did everything alphabetically. So, firstly we did Anal, then she gave me a Blowjob, then I played with her Clit, and then I went Deep. When she yelled, ‘STOP! You’ve missed out E!!’ I replied, ‘I’ve Ejaculated, Finished, and now I’m Going Home…’