Ozzie came home from school with a black eye and cut li...

Ozzie came home from school with a black eye and cut lips. His mother sighed deeply, “Oh, Ozzie, you’ve been in another fight.” “But, Mom,” sniffled Ozzie, “I was just keeping a little boy from being beaten up by a bigger boy.” ‘Well,” said Mom, “that was brave. Who was the little boy?” “Me, Mommy.”