Madam: I am an olden young uncle living only with myself in Thiruvananthapuram. Having seen your advertisement for marriage Purposes, I decided to press myself on you and hope you will take me Nicely. I am a soiled son from inside Kerala. I am nice and big, six foot tall And six inches long. My body is filled with hardness, as because I am Working hardly. I am playing hardly also. Especially I like cricket And I am a good batter and I am fast baller. Whenever I come running In for balling, other batters start running. Everybody is scared of my Rapid balls that bounce a lot. I am very nice man. I am always laughing loudly at everyone. I am a Jolly gay . Especially ladies, they Are saying I am nice and soft. I am always giving respect to the Ladies. I am always allowing ladies to get on top. That is how nice I Am. I am not having any bad habits. I am not drinking and I am not sucking Tobacco or anything else. Every morning I am going to the gym and I am Pumping like anything. Daily I am pumping and pumping. If you want you Can come and see how much I am pumping the dumb belles in the gym. I am having a lot of money in my pants and my pants is always open for You. I am such a nice man, but still I am living with myself only. What to do? So I am taking things into my own hands everyday. That is Why I am pressing myself on you, so that you will come in my house and Take my things into your hand. If you are marrying me madam, I am Telling you, I will be loving you very hard every day. In fact, I will Stop pumping dumb belles in the gym. If you are not marrying me madam and not coming to me, I will press You and press you until you come. So I am placing my head between your Nicely smelling feet and looking up with lots of hope. I am waiting Very badly for your reply and I am stiff with anticipation. Expecting soon, Yours and only yours Kutty