An Anteater walks into a bar…. Bartender says “can I get you a drink?” …. “Nooooooooooooooooooooo” …. “How about something to eat?” …. “Nooooooooooooooooooooo” …. “What about some peanuts?” …. “Nooooooooooooooooooooo” …. Frazzled, the bartender says, “What’s with the long no’s”? Anteater replies, “I was born with it”.