Wife's Final Approval

Pat O'Brian lay at death's door and he sent for a lawyer to make his last will. O'Brian's wife remained in the room while the lawyer was there. The lawyer said, "State your affairs briefly." Mr. O'Brian: "Timothy Duggan owes me $5." Mrs. O'Brian: "Good, sensible to the last." Mr. O'Brian: "Patrick Kelly owes me $15." Mrs. O'Brian: "Good, sensible to the last." Mr. O'Brian: "Michael McKay, I owe $100." Mrs. O'Brian: "My soul, listen to him rave out of his mind."