Since the girl couldn’t type, she was fired; And asked to explain why she was hired. “The executive’s dong Is only four inches long. I thought shorthand was all he required” ------------------ An old maiden who barely did kissing, Soon discovered what she had been missing. When laid down on the sod, She cried out, “Oh, God! All these years I just used it for pissing!” ------------------ The once was a young girl from Norway Who hung by her feet from the doorway; Which worked out quite well, ‘Cause when you rang her bell, It actually turned out to be foreplay! ------------------ There was a young girl from Chesishire. Who succumbed to her lover’s desire. She said, “It’s a sin, But now that it’s in, Could you shove it a few inches higher?” ----------------- A certain young fellow named Dick Liked to feel a girl’s hand on his prick. He taught them to fool With his rigid old tool Till the cream shot out, white and thick. ----------------- There was a young man named Ringer, Who was seducing a beautiful singer. He said with a grin, “I’ve now rammed it in!” She said, “You mean that isn’t your finger?” ------------------ There once was a man from Rangoon Who was born 9 months too soon. He didn’t have the luck To be born by a fcuk; He was scraped off the sheets with a spoon. ------------------- A pretty young gal from Hong Kong Said “I think you are utterly wrong To say my vagina’s the largest in China Just because of your little ding dong!” ----------------- A passionate red-headed girl, When you kissed her, her senses would whirl, And her twat would get wet And would wiggle and fret, And her c*nt-lips would curl and unfurl. ----------------- A Plumber whose name was Ten Brink Plumbed the cook as she bent over the sink. Her resistance was stout, And Ten Brink petered out With his pipe-wrench all limber and pink. ------------------ There was a young fellow called Mark, Who, when he screws, has to bark. His wife is a bitch, With a terrible itch, So the town never sleeps after dark. ----------------- Once a pirate named Yates Danced the jig for all of his mates. He slipped in his cutlas, And made himself nutless, And now he’s quite useless on dates. ----------------- There was a young lass named Hannah Who sucked off her lover’s banana. She swore that the cream That shot out in a stream Tasted better than eva ----------------