A little boy sits on Santa’s lap. Santa says, “I bet I know what you want for Christmas,” and with his finger he taps the boys nose with every letter he spells, “T-O-Y-S”. … … The little boy thinks a second and says, “No, I have enough toys.” … … Santa replies once again tapping the boys nose with every letter, “C-A-N-D-Y.” … …. Again the little boy thinks a second and says, “No, I have all kinds of candy.” … … “Well what would you like for Christmas?” Santa asks. The little boy replies, tapping Santa on the nose, “Some P-U-S-S-Y, and don’t tell me you don’t have any because I can smell it on your finger!”