*Door bell rings* Mitch: Hi Jessica, is Dave home? Jessica: He’s in the bath, why what’s up? Mitch: I’ve wanted to tell you for ages that you have the best tits I’ve ever seen, and all I want is one little look at them. Jessica: I don’t think so some how!! Mitch: What if I give you £400? Jessica: Alright, but only quickly, and Dave never finds out! *Shows tits* Mitch: Sweet! Here you go, bye. *Door shuts* Dave: Babe, who was at the door?! Jessica: Just Mitch seeing if you were home. Dave: Awesome, did he give you the £400 I lent him??