Top Signs You're Bored at Work

- You've already read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar for the year. - You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis. - You've figured out a way to get Gilligan off the island. - You decide to see how many Mountain Dews you can drink before the inevitable explosion occurs. - People come into your office only to borrow pencils from your ceiling. - No longer content with merely photocopying your rear, you now scan and enhance it with Photoshop. - You now require only a single can of cola to belch the names of all seven Dwarfs. - The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry, and General White-Out has called for reinforcements.