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A little girl walks up to her mum and pulls down her pants. Little Girl:Mummy what's this? Mum:That's your garage. A little boy walks up to his dad and says. Little Boy:Dad what's this? Dad:This is your car, you'll have to put this in a girls garage someday. The little girl comes home one day and the mum asks. Mum:What Happened?! Little Girl: A boy tried to put his car in my garage so I ripped his wheels off.