Work Evaluations

Some of you might like to know what the supervisor is really saying in all those glowing employee work performance evaluations she or he keeps cranking out. A KEEN ANALYST: Thoroughly confused. EXPRESSES SELF WELL: Can string two sentences together. SPENDS EXTRA HOURS ON THE JOB: Miserable home life. CONSCIENTIOUS AND CAREFUL: Scared. METICULOUS IN ATTENTION TO DETAIL: A nitpicker. DEMONSTRATES QUALITIES OF LEADERSHIP: Has a loud voice. JUDGMENT IS USUALLY SOUND: Lucky. KEEN SENSE OF HUMOR: Knows lots of dirty jokes.