A guy goes to the first aid section of the hospital. He says: ‘I’ve got 3 balls, could you have a look? A nurse takes him to the examination room, checks his balls, and says: ‘Nope, you’ve got 2 balls, just like any other man’ ‘Impossible’, the guy says, ‘you should look better’ The nurse checks his balls again for a couple of minutes and says: ‘there’s really nothing wrong’ ‘Get another nurse’, the guys demands. Another nurse joins the club and starts checking his balls too and says: ‘Really, I only see 2 balls… The guy says: ‘Okay, perhaps I’m mistaking…’, and he walks away. Just outside he runs into his friend who says: ‘Hey, what are you doing here? The guy: ‘Well… I was waiting for the bus and noticed that it could take at least 1 hour for the bus to arrive. So I thought, I’m gonna have some chicks rub and touch my sack for a while…