there was 2 friends that go to their high school reunion. they got there early so they went to the bar to watch a game. eventually, one of the guys gets drunk, so the other guy walks the drunk to the reunion, they sit down. half an hour later, the hosts of the reunion do this little game, where they say something and see who has done that something. the host says: host:' okay now, whos won been on TV?' the drunk guy's friend says "this guy over here!!!" the drunk tells him to shut up but the host is already talking. host: 'ohh look everybody we have a celebrity!!! c'mon up here!' so the drunk makes his way up on the stage. drunk:' hi, ever-eeverybody ma names gabriel, and i don-dont wanna say much, i've been dri-nking a bit-' at that point, the drunk notices two girls at a table and recognizes them. drunk: ' i- i see twoo girls at a table,i asked them out to prom of se-senior year. AND D-DEY SED NOO!! and dey got f-fat' one of the girls gets up and yells at the drunk girl: 'YOUR FAT TOO!!!' drunk: 'i was fat in high scho-ool, i kept my figure, why couldnt you???' #rekt