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Baby, Learning to Talk
Dad: "Say daddy!" Baby: "Mommy!" Dad: "Come on, say daddy!" Baby: "Mommy!" Dad: "Darn it, say daddy!" Baby: "Darn it, Mommy!" [Mom comes home and joins the conversation.] Mom: "Honey, I'm home!" Baby: "Darn it!" Mom: "Who taught you that?" Baby: "Daddy!" Dad: ...