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“If you win the lottery, the first thing I want you to get me is a face lift and a boob job,” said my 49 year old girlfriend as I was checking my ticket. “Well, actually, the first thing I would buy is a reconditioned engine and a paint job for my Malibu,” I replied. “Why would you waste your money fixing that old thing up, you might as well get yourself a new one,” she said. “My point exactly.”