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A first grade teacher collected old, well-known proverbs. She gave each kid in her class the first half of a proverb, and had them come up with the rest. Here are the results: * Better be safe than ... Punch a 5th Grader. * It's always darkest before ... Daylight saving time. * You can lead a horse to water, but ... How? * You can't teach an old dog ... Math. * Love all, trust ... Me. * The pen is mightier than the ... Pigs. * You get out of something what you ... See pictured on the box. * When the blind leadeth the blind ... Get out of the way. * There is no fool like ... Aunt Eddie.