I answered the door last night and there was a group of girls standing in the porch with a bag full of alcohol. “We’re here for the party.” they smiled. “The house is already busy,” I said, swigging my lager, “But I’ll let you in if you show me your tits.” So they all showed me their tits and said, “Can we come in now?” I said, “You can if you want but the party’s next door.”