Paddy goes on a talent show claiming he can count as quick as lightning. The host of the show sits him down in front of a swarm of ants in a glass case. “You have 30 seconds to count these ants,” he says, “starting NOW.” “3,138,” says Paddy after one second. “Wow! That’s correct!” says the host. “How on earth did you do that?” “Easy,” says Paddy, “I counted the legs and divided by six.”