BUSINESS SLOGANS … 25 Funny Lines (Jokes) For The Price of One. (I should make you vote it up 25 times!!!) ……. Local ad for a Plumber: “We repair what your husband fixed.” … ….. On the trucks of a local plumbing company in Pennsylvania: “Don’t sleep with a drip - call your plumber.” …. …. Pizza shop slogan: “7 days without pizza makes one Weak.” …. …. At a tire shop in Milwaukee: “Invite us to your next blowout.” Door of a plastic surgeon’s office: “Hello, can we pick your nose?” Sign at the psychic’s Hotline: “Don’t call us, we’ll call you.” At a Laundry Shop: “How about we refund your money, send you a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Would that be satisfactory?” At a Towing Company: “We don’t charge an arm and a leg. We want your tows.” Billboard on the side of the road: “Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs.” On an Electricians truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” In a Non-smoking Area: “If we see smoking, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.” On Maternity Room Door: “Push, Push, Push.” At an Optometrist’s Office: “If you don’t see what your looking for, you’ve come to the right place.” On a Taxidermist’s window: “We really know our stuff.” In a Podiatrist’s office: “Time wounds all heels.” On a Butchers window: “Let me meat your needs.” On a fence: “SalesmEn Welcome, Dog food is expensive.” At a car Dealership : “The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.” Outside a Muffler Shop: “No appointment Necessary, we hear you coming.” Outside a Hotel: “Help! We need inn-experienced people.” On a desk in a reception room: “We shoot every 3rd salesman and the 2nd one just left.” In a Veterinarian’s waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes, Sit ! Stay! ” At the Electric Company: “We would be de-lighted if you send in your bill. However, if you don’t you will be.” On the door of a Computer Store: “Out for a quick byte.” In a Restaurant window: “Don’t stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up.”