Anyone who has raised, or even just been around, a toddler knows these things are true. Toddlers and drunks are EERILY similar! • No personal boundaries • Falls over A LOT. Gets up, yells “I OK!” and keeps going • Poor decision making skills • Spontaneous vomiting • Speaks gibberish • Gets belligerent if you take away [insert favorite toy here] • Cries for no apparent reason • Streaking (see #3) • Philosophical conversations with inanimate objects • Short attention span • Argumentative • Poor short term memory • Zero inhibitions • Loses everything • Will pass out anywhere • One track mind • Demanding • Getting them undressed (or redressed) is like wrestling an alligator • Runs into things that haven’t moved…ever • One volume setting - LOUD!