All Jokes
word play
Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel, “Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land.” …. About 75 years ago, (when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, “Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land.” … Today, Congress has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels and mortgaged the Promised land!