5 TERRIBLE PUNS: -1: This girl said she knew me from the vegetarian club but I'd never met herbivore. -2: I can't find my coat. I hope somebody didn't jacket. -3: She told me I was average. I think she was just being mean. -4: I donated blood and they told me I was type-a. It turned out to be a type-o. -5: My class went on a field trip to the coca cola factory. I hope there's not a pop quiz.