The Scotsman picks up a manhole cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate. “McTavish, Scotland” he says, “Discus” and in he walks. The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder. “Waddington-Smythe, England” he says, “Pole vault” and in he walks. The Irishman looks around and picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm. “O’Malley, Ireland” he says, “Fencing.”