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Nursing Home vs Cruising
I recently compared the cost of living in nursing homes vs cruise ship. The average cost for a nursing home is $200 per day. I have checked cruise ship reservations and I can get a long term discount and senior discount price of $135 per day. 1. Gratuities which will only be $10 per day for 10 meals or room service (breakfast in bed every day of the week). 3. The cruise ship swimming pools, a workout room, free washers and dryers, and shows every night. 4. They have free toothpaste and razors, and free soap and shampoo. 5. They will even treat you like a customer, not a patient. An extra $5 worth of tips will have the entire staff scrambling to help you. 6. I will get to meet new people every 7 or 14 days. 7. T.V. broken, light bulb out? Everything plus clean sheets and towels every day. 8. If you fall and break you hip: nursing home/Medicare. Cruise ship/upgrade to a suite forever. Yep, Cruising is for me!