• He can open your blouse by himself. • While suckling at one breast, he caresses the other. • He has developed a bad habit of flicking his tongue. • He keeps slipping dollar bills in your belt. • He uses your milk as creamer for his coffee. • Your birth control pills interfere with his acne medicine. • After each feeding, he has a smoke. • He frequently invites his friends over for dinner. • You feel an uncontrollable urge to listen to “Dueling Banjos.” • Beard abrasions on areola.