There are 3 guys, a black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy. they get pulled over by a VERY gay police officer for speeding and he tells them if all together their penises add up to 20 inches, then he will let them go. so they measure the black guy’s penis and its 10 inches. then they measure the white guy’s penis and It’s 9 inches. they then measure the Asian guy’s penis and its 1 inch. since they add up to 20 the officer let’s them go. while they are driving the black guy says “we got away because I was 10 inches” then the white guys says “no it was because I was 9” then the Asian guy says “no it was because I had a boner.