This farmer was driving down the country road with a load of pasture pizzas (cow dung) to be used as fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, “What’ve you got in your truck?” “Pasture Pizzas. I’m going to use them as Fertilizer,” the farmer replied. “What are you going to do with all of them?” asked the little boy. “Put them on strawberries,” answered the farmer. “You ought to live here,” the little boy advised him. “We put sugar and cream on ours.”