Son:”Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl!” Father: That’s great son. Who is she? Son: It’s Sandra, d neighbour’s daughter. Father: Ohhh I wish u hadn’t said that. I have to tell u something son, but u must promise?not?to tell ur mother. Sandra is actually ur sister. The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later … Son: Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter! Father: That’s great son. Who is she? Son: It’s Angela, d other neighbour’s daughter. Father: Ohhhh I wish u hadn’t said that. Angela is also ur sister. This went on couple of times n d son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying. Son: Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of them because dad is their father! The mother hugs him affectionately and says: “My love, u can date whoever u want. He isn’t your father =))