Tech Terms for Idiots

Gigahertz: When the rock bands lead singer swan dives from the stage but no one catches him. Megabyte: When your mouth overrides your ability to keep your job slinging hamburgers. Hard Drive: That trip you make to the in-laws every Sunday for dinner! Microwave: When you lift one finger off the steering wheel to wave. Keyboard: The main structural backbone in ship building. Algorithms: Highly trained dancing alligators. Semi-Conductor: Person in training to lead an orchestra. Terabyte: When a pitbull latches on to the seat of your pants but you emerge unscathed. C++ code language: When you earned a B but your college professor doesn't like your pink hair. Blue Tooth: When a lack of brushing goes way beyond the yellow tooth stage.