There was a Swedish, Danish and a Norwegain lost in the desert. They eventually found an oasis with a diving board. By that oasis, there was a genie. The genie said that they get to wish what's going to be in the oasis while jumping off of the diving board. The Norwegian went first. He jumped and said: "Money!", and landed in a pile of money. The Danish went second. He jumped and said: "Beer!", and landed in a pool of beer. The Swedish went last. He was going to act cool, but slipped and yelled: "OH SHIT!"