Dad: Can you go get me a drink? Kid: Cola or Pepsi? Dad: Cola. Kid: Normal or dietary? Dad: Normal. Kid: Bottle or Can? Dad: Bottle! /: Kid: 1L or 0.5L? Dad: Screw it, just buy me a water! Kid: Normal or carbonated? Dad: NORMAL! Kid: Warm or cold? Dad: Get out! Kid: Now or later? Dad: I'm going to kill you ! Kid: Knife or gun? Dad: Gun! Kid: In the head or body? Dad: EFF THIS!