A guy dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter issues him a white robe, a harp, and his very own cloud to float around on. The guy thinks this is great. One day he sees another cloud float by. The guy on that cloud has a gorgeous, naked woman and a keg of beer with him. The first guy finds St. Peter and complains to him, How come this guy gets a gorgeous babe and keg of beer, when all I got is this white robe and a lousy harp? St. Peter says, I know just who you’re talking about. He’s being punished. The guy can’t believe what he’s hearing. How can that be?, he asks. Well, says St. Peter, The keg has a hole in it, and the girl doesn’t.