How to Compliment

How do you compliment... The Abominable Snowman? Tell him he’s cool. A secretary? Tell her she’s really neat. A boxer? Tell him he’s a knock-out. A surfer? Tell her she’s swell. A mail carrier? Tell him he’s first class. A demolition crew? Tell them they did a bang-up job. A witch? Tell her she’s charming. An astronaut? Tell her she’s out of this world. A right fielder? Tell him he’s far-out. Frankenstein? Tell him he looks like a new man.