Ode To A Fish

Little fishy in the sea, How I wish I could catch thee. Take you home as a new found pet, Get you checked out by my vet. Buy you glasses A little coat, Some fin mittens, A tie that floats. Send you to college to get a degree Oh my gosh, what you're costing me! That tie! The vet! Oh the prices I've paid! The next thing you're getting, I'm afraid, is filleted.