T wo friends are in a bar moaning about how ugly their women are. The first guy says his wife is uglier. The second says come with me and I’ll show you my wife. The 2 guys head out and get to the 2nd one’s house. The guy opens the cellar door and says” Honey could you come up here?” She says `”Should I put the bag over my head?” And he says “No, I don’t want to fcuk you, just show you to someone.”