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A Doggy Bright Future

(German Sheppard parents to their puppy named Max) Max you'll need to keep your nose to the grindstone and become a working dog if you want to have a bright future. (Max the puppy) But my friend has kept his nose to the grindstone and he doesn’t have a job. (Mother replies) Not really Max, your friend Arf Arf is just a Pug.