A man goes to his doctor after losing a lot of weight. …. …. “I feel great, but I have a problem, doctor. I was so fat beforehand that my skin has stretched and just hangs there like a flabby curtain, cut 20 inches too long. Is there anything you can give me?” …. …. “Hmm, I am not a plastic surgeon. That procedure is expensive, but there is a cheap alternative. Please take off your clothes.” The man strips down. The doctor pulls all his skin upwards and ties it in a ball above his head. “But doctor - now my navel is in the middle of my forehead!” “True,” replies the doctor, “and you should see what you have for a beard, collar and tie.”